dreamerxnheaven:

why the fuck is it that tv-show writers seem to think a ship can’t be interesting without a lot of break ups and drama like??? no! give me that healthy, long lasting relationship that is always there but not in the center of attention or the main storyline. i totally dig that, burry those nasty love-triangles deep deep down where nobody can find them ever again. please and thank you.

bootyfulganja:

remember that time society made you assume you were straight

robotmango:

when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”

sergle:

you: there can’t possibly be anything interesting in Customer Reviews for fake lashes.

me:

toasty-coconut:

floaromanights:

you: misty vs serena

me, an intellectual: misty x serena

capacity:

I really just ignore phone calls. Like leave a message. I don’t check those either but like