How come when a house is haunted itâs always ghost from the 1800âs? Why there ainât ever any ghosts from 2007 who screams âITS BRITNEY BITCH!â Â 3 in the morning
like a couple of months ago i accidentally made a Gay Joke and outed myself to a coworker and she went âyouâreâ-youâre girls!?â and i agreed âiâm girls!â and i still havent forgotten it
no shade but whenever i hear a middle aged person say âback in my day it was called parenting!!!! but now they wanna call it child abuse!!!!!â im just like???? sorry you cant beat your kids in peace anymore but go die
basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood thatâs inside of your body, and theyâre like⌠a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then thatâs probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body.
thatâs basically fine.
if something wants to get at your blood, and theyâre, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, thatâs where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out.Â
unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.
These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all
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