everyone playin this game cries abt the energy (fair) but i downloaded a modded apk so the energy is free, i can only cry about having to wait eight hours for dumbledore to yell at me
there’s a rumor going around that the avengers 4 title is gonna be avengers: disassembled and people are like “omg 😭” which is so Fucking funny to me because like…when have these fools ever even been ASSEMBLED for Longer than 15 Minutes?? theyre BARELY even work friends, they had a whole Civil War like last month??? And they didnt even invite Thor !
if straight people gotta change pronouns when they’re singing covers so they don’t sound gay, then asexual singers have every right to replace any and all pronouns with “chicken nuggets”
No no no. This is so problematic because chicken nuggets has a different number of syllables, and it’s going to throw the whole song off. You have to pick a one syllable word. Like bears.
“Then he looks at bears, bears look at me, I look at bears and we look at bears.”
– R. Kelley, Trapped in the Closet ch. 7
I KISSED A BEAR AND I LIKED IT
doncha wish ur bearfriend was a freak like me
HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON’T LIKE YOUR BEARFRIEND
Bear was a bear, bear was a bear, can I make it any more obvious
my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you move out and have a house of your own 🙂
me, in this economy: a what
my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you get married and have a husband 🙂
me, a known gay: a what
my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you start a family and have your first baby 🙂
me, an asexual: A WHAT
my parents: our little girl is growing into a woman! me, a nonbinary: a what
my parents: our boy is growing into a strong man me, a nonbinary: a what
my parents: can you tell us the SI unit of power, equivalent to one joule per second, corresponding to the power in an electric circuit in which the potential difference is one volt and the current one ampere?
me: a watt
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