cephalotodd:

thor’s so big because all his muscles are filled with love. he’s the comic of the guy furiously doing weights and thinking “i’m going to be so good at hugging”

umpteenthstupidfeelings:

gorillateaparty:

impolitecanadian:

bebe-benzenheimer:

newtsckamander:

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay

May your GPA rise due to clerical error.

this magical tumblr grade increaser comes once in a million years, reblog for good grades

bisexual-isabella:

some fool: bella swan was so boring and passive-

me, materializing from the mist: 🔪🔪🔪 bella swan was a depressed teenager who was suffering from parentification and never had the opportunity to enjoy her life because she was forced to care for her mother

the-stars-descend:

psychcalice:

Y’all I always forget Rosalie Hale had two little brothers

Just like Esme never got over her “mothering instinct,” Rose never grew out of her “little brothers are annoying” phase. 

cockmcstuffins:

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

phanmoosage:

psa

DONT STEAL OTHER PEOPLES FICS AND UPLOAD THEM TO A DIFFERENT WEBSITE

DONT STEAL OTHER PEOPLES FICS AND UPLOAD THEM TO A DIFFERENT WEBSITE

DONT STEAL OTHER PEOPLES FICS AND UPLOAD THEM TO A DIFFERENT WEBSITE

karazorlol:

my brain, after i overshare again : good fucking job ! how are we gonna be a cryptid now

benepla:

benepla:

that episode of spongebob where he’s bombing at standup so he starts making racist jokes about squirrels

& it literally starts effecting her day to day…….so he starts making fun of sea creatures instead and they think it’s even funnier bc they can make fun of themselves and it’s twice as funny and less socially damaging. Wokebob intersectionalitypants