captainkirkmccoy:

chaffeebicknell:

thebutterflysgrave:

am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me

am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel

does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy

moonwaningcrescent:

If you ask yourself “Would Gomez Addams treat me this way?” And the answer is no, move tf on from that situation.

watchoutfordinosaurs:

homopositivity:

this book is worth more than a dozen restaurants that grow their own microgreens on the roof

ACCESSIBLE GARDENING FOR PEOPLE WITH PHYSICAL DISABILITIES

swordlesbianism:

Straight people invented the myth that denim on denim is a bad look because they hate lesbians

vardaesque:

get it sister marjorie

nanoochka:

dreamingariel:

speeding54:

YELLOWSTONE-“…the mist surrounding the bison was because they had just crossed a river. Their body heat in the cold air caused the water to turn to vapor.”

GHOST BISON

“There’s really a very simple scientific expla–”

“GHOST BISON”

Actual text conversation with my absolute madman of a brother

constellations-and-energy:

constellations-and-energy:

Brother, out of absolutely nowhere: I put a boogie dollar down

Me: What the fuck does this mean

Him: I think so

Him: Mama’s got the nasty jam

Me: What a completely uninformative answer to my question

Him: This gig gonna slash me hips

HE ASKED HOW LAID BACK I THOUGHT HE WAS AND I SAID TOO FUCKIN LAID BACK AND HE SAID “I KNEW IT” AND SENT ME THIS FUCKING THING

I AM FURIOUS