meropischao:

me picking up my cat: heehee i love you my little fat baby

my cat blinking in morse code: you will die at 8:03 pm est on may 28th 2068

freckles-andconstellations:

I don’t feel so gucci mr.stark

saundering:

stop giving bigots your money

snarthurt:

snarthurt:

onlygodswearredleather:

snarthurt:

snarthurt:

im definitely keeping this icon even after pride month is over. its good

It’s pride year, bitch

and next year? that’s pride year too. it’s pride year forever. welcome to pride universe, this whole joint is ours now and no one can do ANYTHING about it

stimman3000:

hey since it’s pride month please donate to ms majors retirement fund if you can! she was a part of the stonewall riots and an incredible trans activist overall, and she deserves a comfortable retirement ❤️

bigbosscangotohell:

years ago i watched this p/orn and the girl was screaming ‘oh god!! oh god!!!’ and the dude was like ‘there are no gods here’ and to this day it haunts me wtf was he talking about

coolcatgroup:

itjustgotdarkinhere:

coolcatgroup:

Here’s my cat patiently waiting for me to throw her toy after she brought it to me

Now here is her reaction when I ask her if “she’s ready” before I throw it. She knows what it means.

She’s ready guys

THROW IT ALREADY

NYOOM

moveslikekeithrichards:

moveslikekeithrichards:

moveslikekeithrichards:

moveslikekeithrichards:

my favorite student is this little excitable turkish kid who waves me over at lunch every day to holler a joke at me & then urges me to get the other teachers to come listen to his jokes. my favorite so far is Q: what do you call somebody who doesnt want you to go to the bathroom? A: a teacher (the other teachers did not find it as hilarious as i did)

this child, hollering at me in the middle of class: YOU NEED PUN. 

me: yeah i do whats ur pun

this child: what was the real name of the titanic? …the fathership. ……….because fathers are Big.

me, at recess: hey u got any jokes today

this child, stumbling off a log & dramatically yeeting his paper hat full force for no apparent reason: i have,,,,, ONE. [dramatic pause] i really have to KETCHUP on fortnite 

todays the last day i have this kids class & he was like “u need a GOOD final joke” & i want yall to know his final joke to me was: why are frogs so happy? because they eat what bugs them. he then proceeded to hug me for a solid minute while a bunch of other kids came & took turns hugging me,