ryuk saves death note tbh. light yagami is such a stupid unlikable motherfucker that i dont think any of us would have stuck with the story if light didnt have this horrible frog faced tooth demon floating around behind him laughing and being like “dude holy shit this kid rules he’s so funny” every time light fucks up
shuri constantly teases peter about how much more advanced wakanda is and he usually can’t tell that she’s kidding. he’ll be like “i should get some sleep now” and she’s like “you still have to sleep? lmfao” and peter lays awake trying to figure out if that was a joke
It’s 2:30 AM and I’m in the men’s bathroom and someone was in another stall and I starting blaring the Thomas The Tank Engine theme and I literally heard them stop peeing out of fear
how do you know it was fear and not arousal?
I like to think we live in a nice world and not the one you just created