If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter
there is no way in HELL bella was the first human to sleep with a vampire. sm out here really trying to convince us that beautiful men like edward, jasper , garrett and carlisle walked on this earth for decades and not one girl offered to throw it back.
Lmao did y’all forget about Nahuel’s dad?
no, but people in the fandom acting like bella is THE ONE as if we wouldn’t do it too
but can we not act like bella wouldn’t have BODIED the for the dick challenge?
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