me walking into the animal shelter: hi id like the stupidest cat you have
sometimes my cat won’t eat her dinner so i thought i was tricking her into eating by putting a few treats on it but she’s actually tricked me into feeding her treats and i want a stupider cat
God this idiot evil old lady comes in and orders a hot chocolate and sends it back 3 times because it “tastes like warm chocolate milk”. I don’t know what the fuck you think hot chocolate is but it’s warm milk with chocolate shit ..also die
Imagine an existence so lacking in shame that you make a wage slave produce three different hot chocolates for you because you are waiting for the hot chocolate to taste like something other than hot chocolate
y’all haven’t seen the DEVIL until you’re working retail in december & you tell a soccer mom to “have a great day” & her head swivels around & she locks eyes with you and hisses, “merry. christmas.” like tf linda!! I’m not trying to fight you!!! I’m not part of the War stop trying to draft me!!!
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