Small things I love about Moana

theangelwithashotgun8:

colordrifter:

  • There is no talk of finding Moana a husband. SHE is going to be chief of her village. No one can take that from her.
  • How Moana is a competent leader before she even sets out on her journey.
  • The village seems to have more or less a hereditary monarchy that disregards gender and the matriarchal influence is clear: Moana is mostly inspired by her grandmother and the major deity in this movie is a Mother Goddess.
  • “Crazy” does not mean worthy of ridicule.
  • The central questions: “Do you know who you are? How do you know who you are?” Those cut deep.
  • The sibling relationship between Moana and Maui.
  • The vision about the ancient wayfinders. And “Know the Way,” which makes the entire sequence a million times more emotional.
  • This might be a Disney Princess movie, but it is also solidly an action movie.
  • Moana doesn’t like being called “princess”.
  • The goddamn gold-plated glow-in-the-dark giant crab. Who sings well.
  • Forehead touches. Between a human girl and a goddess.
  • The fact that Heihei manages to do ONE USEFUL THING in the entire movie.
  • Moana is so sturdily built. She managed to clock Maui, of all people.
  • Nature has agency.
  • How Gramma Tala’s passing is quietly understated. Her last words to Moana are those of sincere encouragement and her death is not explicitly shown. But you see the huge luminous sting ray a couple minutes later and you just know.
  • The entire sequence at the beginning that depicts island life. And Chris Jackson’s singing. Everyone’s singing, really.
  • Moana gulping deep lungfuls of air the first time her canoe overturned is so realistic, I could feel myself choking on ocean water.
  • The coconut pirates. They are VICIOUS little fuckers.
  • Moana earning a place among Maui’s tattoos.
  • Gramma Tala’s spirit is solid enough to hug. No more “LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF SIMBA” from the clouds.
  • Disney smashing the fourth wall and throwing shade at their own Princess story formula.
  • Romance is never ever ever even hinted at. Because Moana is all of 14 years old and she has bigger things on her mind.
  • All the songs. ALL OF THEM. They hit just the right emotional cues.
  • How culturally rich Disney managed to make this movie.
  • The sheer vividness of the animation. The wealth of expression on the faces of these characters. The colors.

I hope you don’t mind if I add to this

– Moana and Maui tying their hair up (as a native Polynesian girl I can say with full certainty that putting our hair in a bun with one hand is a skill you are born with)

Maui himself was such a huge part of my childhood I loved seeing him in a Disney Movie

– Seriously, during “You’re Welcome” I was practically screaming in the theater because I GREW UP WITH THAT

– The fact that the water is a character

Her hair was constantly slapping her in the fact that was beautiful

– During a lot of Maui’s scenes I could see The Rock’s Samoan Culture peeking through (I’m Samoan, this made me cry)

Maui’s size

 I have brothers his shape and build, with his hair, and with tons of tattoos, I saw them in him and it also made me cry

Tamatoa

– The line where Moana sings “I’m a girl who loves my island” because that made my heart sing

– “I will carry you here in my heart!” Because yes, yes, yes, when someone we love dies they stay with us-we carry them forever

– The disembodied voice of Lin Manuel-Miranda

spankjonze:

the fact that the industry is so toxic for women and people who speak out against sexual abusers that brie larson simply not clapping for casey affleck is not only monumental but the only real resistance she can mount without literally losing her career and credibility as an actress and that really makes me want to never interact with the film industry in any way

gothicprep:

gothicprep:

we’ve seen a lot of viral apps in the past few years but i dnt think any of them will ever be as wild as flappy bird was like…

  • flappy bird blows up
  • everybody that tries to play the game is frustrated beyond belief w it
  • flappy bird is solidified as the Worst Game Ever and the dev gets mass cyber bullied over it
  • flappy bird is taken down from the app store bc of the massive backlash and the dev disappears from social media for a few weeks & rumors start circulating that he committed suicide bc of the sheer volume of harassment
  • iphones w flappy bird still installed on them start selling for thousands of dollars on ebay
  • all this happened over the course of like 2 months

what a ride

freshdonus:

rasec-wizzlbang:

rasec-wizzlbang:

remember the ed edd n eddy valentines day special with the cupids that looked like sarah and jimmy making random people fall in love, and rolf squeezes lemons in his eyes so he can see them an fights them off with a mop

self-care is spraying lemon juice directly into your eyes to enhance your perception of the spectral realm so that you can undo Cupid’s magic with a piss-soaked mop