boutta start my first day at college !! hope it’s just like tumblr told me it would be
just had my first English class and the teacher (who looked like doctor hoop) had a supernatural poster behind his desk and one kid called supernatural A TRASH SHOW and my teacher rushed the kid with a sonic screwdriver and shoved it into his eye killing him INSTANTLY
when ur parents say something really racist/sexist/misogynistic/ableist/queerphobic and you just laugh like “h a ha h aa yeahhh” cuz u don’t wanna start drama but it makes ur skin crawl for the rest of the week
am i the only person who calls them out when they do that
yeah because some kids get their ass whooped for speaking out of turn
Good anatomical comments: wrists should be near crotch, torso is roughly two ribcages tall, hands are about the size of your face
Bad anatomical comments: “girls have smaller, thinner shoulders while males have broad ones”, “women have soft faces while mean have harsher features”, “women should have wider hips”
it looks like nobody’s posted about it yet in any related tags, stefán karl of lazytown announced on his facebook a few hours back that his cancer treatment is officially finished & he’s starting recovery now!
The true mark of a Straight™ is not noticing OBVIOUS satire that when lgbp+ people say stuff like “everything is gay, sorry I don’t make the rules” and they take it as serious statement.
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