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mishacolins:

Unknown number: *calls me*

Me (while staring down at my phone): can you please not do that

pyreo:

pyreo:

the most consistent theme in bethesda properties is “and then culture came to a total standstill for 500 years”

panties-in-my-heelys:

karshmallow:

blizzard employee 1: hey what do human teeth look like

blizzard employee 2:

blizzard employee 1: god youre so fucking smart

this image terrifies me on the most visceral level

tasty-bitch-nugget-666:

Soft as Silk,
Sweet as honey,
Dumb as shit,
I ain’t got no money

ddeeric:

people who CLAIM to be cat lovers but dont like hairless cats are NOT VALID if you cant appreciate cats in their most pure form, uncovered and exposed for what they truly are, yuou’re a fake cat lover

ask-oncies-jizz:

secretgrim:

why is everyone sad

dopamine machine broke

sapphicamydunne:

“Once you become an adult your acne will clear up!”

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

milkyloveclay:

milkyloveclay:

milkyloveclay:

milkyloveclay:

milkyloveclay:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

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literally is there Something you want or

paekistan:

them: u can’t just cut away ppl like that

me: snip snip

cocainesocialist:

cocainesocialist:

conspiracy theorist: *describes capitalism*
conspiracy theorist: it’s communism