slimetony:

slimetony:

Wonderful christmas eve. Dad came out as anti vaccines. Very brave

Grandma hasnt said anything racist but its still early

purroblematic:

purroblematic:

purroblematic:

purroblematic:

happy krimis

its chrisminth

merry criesis

happy chrysler 

muckkles:

aspiesquirrelflight:

Are you a “hello darlings” gay or a “what’s up my dudes” gay

this is “hey yall” gay erasure

greelin:

one of the worst things to come from the fairly oddparents is having the phrase “but just as a formality we’ll need to see your yams” stuck in my head at all times

targuzzler:

mediumsizedboy:

targuzzler:

when you nud your pands

Arthur you are bastard…

wasnt me it was the pants

vampirelovecore:

kaylapocalypse:

vampirelovecore:

big noses are So good man. they’re so good. it’s time to stop pretending button noses are the only cute noses and start giving characters big noses

Additionally, time to stop associating big noses with villainy and wickedness. You Know Why.

GOOD ADDITION time to start associating big noses with being brave and kind-hearted. You Know Why

cupcakeshakesnake:

sindri42:

sindri42:

sindri42:

sindri42:

sindri42:

sindri42:

sindri42:

sindri42:

So we just got back from toysrus and guess what we found?

This is the stupidest thing and I love it so much.

I call it the wristfucker.

Jedi Feferi cosplay in progress.

THIS IS STUPID

Wristfucker 2.0: fuck your whole family’s wrists.

Pros: impenetrable defense leaves no way for your opponent to cut off your hand.

Cons: you have already cut off your whole arm and maybe impaled yourself.

I’m laughing too hard help

enecoo:

Happy day

unrelatableuserboxes:

dude came into my work and was whistling along to the christmas music we’re playing so i asked him if he was excited for christmas and he said ‘i’m just excited about everything! :)’ what a pleasant answer