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cardozzza:

touchyourblood:

My parents have been married thirty six years and my dad had to work a few hours early this morning (he refs hs football for extra cash), while he was gone my mom went to Dunkin Donuts to get breakfast and bought him his favorite muffin to surprise him when he came home and when he did it was with her favorite muffin from Dunkin Donuts and you know what I’m so not interested in all the cynical bs about love and marriage being fake like if that’s not some romantic shit right there idk what is.

That’s so sweet ohmygosh

comedianthrax:

letshearitforthisclown:

the medias gonna fuck some oranges

just-shower-thoughts:

If all keyboards had braille added to the keys, you’d unwittingly learn braille should you ever need it in the future.

jokebud:

otteroflore:

jokebud:

eatingfarts:

jokebud:

scringo:

jokebud:

hey everyone merry gamermas (merry gamer Christmas to all you non gamers) what’d you guys get

I got 3 tubes of shaving foam

it’s gamer foam for your gamer stache

I got deodorant from all my family members

gamer deodorant for your gamer stink

I got games

deerthing:

boyswanna-be-her:

youremybrandnewday:

boyswanna-be-her:

This picture i took of hector while i was drunk last night looks like a damn renaissance painting

Hector

Hector

georges de la tour, la madeleine a la hector, 1640

killbenedictcumberbatch:

apolionian:

raddishcowgirl:

apolionian:

🎉 It’s transphobic to say that trans women can’t be lesbians!! 🎉

🖤 🖤It’s lesbophobic to say they can be!! 🖤🖤

🌸🌸🌸no it’s not!!🌸🌸🌸
🌺🌺🌺trans women are women!!🌺🌺🌺
🌼🌼🌼women can be lesbians!!🌼🌼🌼
💐💐💐I should know, I am a lesbian!!💐💐💐
🌹🌹🌹stop reducing people to their genitalia!!🌹🌹🌹

reblog this post to administer a swift but devastating kick to raddishcowgirl’s teeth

mizumanta:

nonbinaryeldritchhorror:

hauriret:

based off this text post because its adorable

look at how cute this is

This is adorable

hopetheories:

weavemama:

weavemama:

weavemama:

anyway while white feminists are caping for tomi lahren,, about 25 black girls are missing in D.C due to possible sex trafficking and there has yet to be a national outrage….. THIS NEEDS ATTENTION

Latina girls are also turning up missing in the city and the police seem to be doing very less about the cases, or even nothing. (
https://www.google.com/amp/amp.usatoday.com/story/99573222/) I’m so sick of depending on social media to spread the word about these missing girls,, when the police are too busy cracking down on immigrants and weed users

I know I’m reblogging this a lot but the plot is thickening ya’ll…. apparently a woman named Laura Silsby was convicted of kidnapping Haitian children and selling them to rich people IN D.C. Why do I bring her up? Because she currently works with AmberAlert:

I’m not saying Laura is once again responsible for a mass human trafficking epidemic, but there might be a reason why there has literally been no AmberAlerts for ANY of these missing girls……… WE DESERVE ANSWERS

You can follow @ 2liveunchained on twitter. Her name is Erika totten. She’s been posting updates and vids of the meetings they’re having.

lilaeas:

the dream job is probably being a greek water nymph in an early romanticism painting…..in a pond, tiddies out, looking bored & playing men with my girlfriends

stunningpicture:

“If only bananas had robust, natural, bio-degradable packaging of their own. Some sort of peelable skin, perhaps.”