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Don’t talk to me or my 78 insecurities ever again

I love my daughter already whoever she is

good morning to everyone except unsupportive parents

Good joke trope: Beginning a sentence in a harmless fashion, then turning it aggressive and weirdly specific and directed at a generic name because it’s fucking funny, Susan.

thepunjabihermit:

thirstymuslim:

rejennerate:

thecrustychicano:

akhietz:

“When the rich were greedy, Allah made them wear the clothes of the poor with the highest prices.”

– Al Afasy

God sent Yeezy

GOD SENT YEEZY

WOOOOWWWW

baku:

cutekittensarefun:

He thinks he’s being sneaky

whose being sneaky

imaginescalemates:

yejimeatbun:

imaginescalemates:

adding unnecessary comments to posts more like

…. oh. I’m sorry. I’ll just sit in that corner over there… *sulks and grows mushrooms on my back*

what the fuck

jupiterswhore:

sonoanthony:

kinghispaniola:

If she ask you for your star sign she’s actually entertaining the thought of being with you.

She just wants to know why she finds you so annoying

i’m both

willgots:

Margot “I found that really frustrating. Fans seem to really love that about her, that she has this complete devotion to a guy that treats her badly.” Robbie

the-ace-community:

my favorite part of gay culture is calling something homophobic that is obviously Not Homophobic and watching non-lgbt ppl get their shit in a twist over it