True friendship. (via nicolewatkinss_)

you’ll notice a pattern that every talented and creative and artistic person in history was gay

All my friends are Wheat Thins take it slow

Eat them as a snack for on the go

u ever see a character that’s so much Your Type it makes u genuinely mad at ur own predictability

arousedhoe:

saddestblogger:

arousedhoe:

hey does anyone know the fastest way to clean up milk that’s covering every goddamn i nch of the kitchen floor

i know a gal……she’s on her way

thanks

byrneing:

friend: how are you
me:

souldew:

anyone else [redacted]

nickyhemmiick:

im glad that “what does the fox say” and dabbing weren’t popular at the same time

lenaisanerd:

catsuggest:

why door is shut? stick paw under to solve mystery

paw under door did nothing. next option: sit in front of door and SCREAM