horny-gopher:

i dont care about anything youre about to say if you start your paragraph with these two words

puublack:

That Guy™ in the class: So let me get one thing straight…

Everyone else, including the teacher:

gr8writingtips:

apostrophes are really the tears of the words you horrifically merged together. there are no right or wrong places to put apostrophes. there is only pain

mszombi:

katthespacepirate:

cryptiboy:

the addams family wasn’t particularly magic or supernatural or anything, their goth game was just hard af

They lived with a sentient disembodied hand

Once you reach peak goth that just happens

catnippackets:

yknow when you wear a big hoodie and let the sleeves fall way past your hands and then you flap your hands…that’s good fun

mishacolins:

Unknown number: *calls me*

Me (while staring down at my phone): can you please not do that

pyreo:

pyreo:

the most consistent theme in bethesda properties is “and then culture came to a total standstill for 500 years”