if “Gimme More” from Britney Spears’ fifth studio album Blackout (2007) comes on while i’m driving and you try to change the station or turn it down that’s grounds for getting kicked out of the vehicle

A poem by Lenny Pender from the March, 1977 issue of Ebony Jr. magazine.

Fine, I’ll bite. Who’s Jesus?

frogmp3:

this is exactly what’s wrong with the lgbt community. you all pretend to be equal and tolerant but when someone has a different opinion from you, you exclude them. this is really invalidating considering kylo ren is queer coded and honestly it’s kinpho- alright nah i gotta stop but that sounds like something someone on here would say right

y’all gotta stop doing this

leiko-tomago:

first day of the semester: this isn’t so bad! maybe i actually won’t be an absolute mess this time around.

third day of the semester:

transkanayamaryam:

erasinghero:

Oh Farm?

*lesbian farmer voice* oh farm?

targuzzler:

*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

ecstaticasusual:

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kingtrashraccoon:

kingtrashraccoon:

me walking into the animal shelter: hi id like the stupidest cat you have

sometimes my cat won’t eat her dinner so i thought i was tricking her into eating by putting a few treats on it but she’s actually tricked me into feeding her treats and i want a stupider cat