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anon buys a dakimakura for his cat

forgottenequality:

shacklefunk:

why do mosquitoes have to leave itchy bites. cant they just drink blood w/o ruining my day, like i have a lot of blood, u can have some, this is just excessive

they’re like lawyers, just without suits

ah yes, lawyers, renowned for their itchy bites

theouijagirl:

poofyart:

@theouijagirl we need answers

The real question is, why was this article cut off in the middle of the best sentence ever written?

exxustential:

Me: *immediately forgives someone for their hurtful behavior towards me*

Me, later: actually, you know fucking what,,

adulthoodisokay:

some people have all the luck. [source]

whitepeopledoingdumbshit:

fakeherosmentality:

kreuzdrache:

kumosama:

atlas-prime:

amarilloo:

If this isn’t how I get married then what’s the point

@soursongbird

@reggetti are these your future wedding pictures

@reedrill

@whitepeopledoingdumbshit

This is actually very interesting

thehumorousace:

superheroesincolor:

douglocked replied to your post “Hey are there any asexual superheroes?”

Roshanna Chatterji / Tremor of DC comics is ace and Bengali! She’s the only one in the Big Two as far as I know. And I’ve gone looking.

Whaaat???

moonlusts:

naked iphones r beautiful but at what cost

joi-in-the-tardis:

My favorite thing from the internet today.

nerdismyhobby:

so-many-frequencies:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

what

fucking shit up with a wooden shoe

oh my god

well wooden shoe look at that

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE