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thedoormann:

so the overwatch sale ends tomorrow so guess what i just bought for $30

Captain’s orders.

desbreaux:

arewehumanafterall:

shitpost-senpai:

libertybill:

blameaspartame:

Jack off!

Bust a Nut! That’s right! We finally made our pistachio ice cream Nut-Free!

Beat that meat! Our new boca burgers now taste better than ever!

Stroke a fat cock! Our lovable pet roosters are big, fluffy, and ready to be adopted!

Take ya Dick out! Our mayor Richard Dickson will not be running another campaign!!

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

plasticroyal:

this is literally your mum at the start of every pokemon game

sunnyborderlinebunny:

amethystafrodite:

grandenchanterfiona:

obsessiveloverofthings:

d0nkarnage:

cielseeker:

intergalactic-asexual:

I want every Jewish person to be safe

I want every person to be safe

I want every Jewish person to be safe

I want every person to be safe

I WANT EVERY JEWISH PERSON TO BE SAFE. (If you want to be general, make your own fucking post.)

I want every Jewish person to be safe.

I want every Jewish person to be safe.

agoodcartoon:

ao3tagoftheday:

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: I tie you up. We share a literal bonding moment between bros.

undraggable:

adrianianam:

Tag yourself I’m “Promiscuous” Millennials Are Killing McDonald’s

just-shower-thoughts:

Reading “I received this product free in exchange for an unbiased review” instantly makes me think the review is biased and hence ignore it.

richincolor:

2017 YA books with Muslim protagonists:

The Gauntlet by Karuna Riazi
That Thing We Call a Heart by Sheba Karim
Amina’s Voice by Hena Khan
Saints and Misfits by S.K. Ali
Mirage by by Somaiya Daud
The Secret Lives of the Amir Sisters by Nadiya Hussain
The Authentics by Abdi Nazemian
The City of Brass by S.A. Chakraborty
The Other Half of Happiness by Ayisha Malik
The Promise I will Keep by Aisha Saeed