someone: do you believe in true love?
me: thinks about how samwise gamgee followed frodo baggins all the way across middle earth and supported him constantly, always helping him even if frodo pushed him away, carrying him when he was too weak and reminding him of the lives they had back home, never letting him give up
me: ………. yeah
samwise gamgee sounds like a homestuck character and since I’d never watched lotr or read homestuck I was convinced this post was about some sort of crossover fanfic