lavellanfirst:

children of atom: go drink this fuckin.  ghoul piss and we’ll let you in

valentine: please don’t.  this is a bad idea

me, chugging radioactive waste: this is for you, valentine

valentine: i did not….ask….for this

me as i run after a fuckin ghost: you deserve a chance to bond with DiMA

valentine: nORA

me as i tackle at least ten feral ghouls, which are now my cousins: i think the grand zealot guy is pretty hot