Tag: chat

me: yea if self aware robots were a thing i’d totally respect them as equals
also me, to my virus-laden driver-deprived laptop: mmmmmmmmmmm u r a hungee boy *installs a bunch of free mahjong solitaire programs*

All the research in the world: Sleep with your phone completely off! Don’t go on your electronics an hour before bed! Make sure your phone is out of sight when you’re sleeping!
Me: *on my phone until I literally can’t keep my eyes open*
Me: *nestles phone on my pillow next to my head* goodnight my friend

what she says: I’m fine
what she means: In the Prisoner of Azkaban Remus Lupin tells the students that no witch or wizard has ever seen a boggart’s true form, but in Order of the Phoenix, Mrs. Weasley asks Moody to check if the cabinet upstairs contained a boggart reason being that he has a magical eye that can see through walls. That means that the boggart couldn’t see him so it couldn’t transform into his worst fear which means that Mad-Eye Moody is the only wizard that we know of in all of time that knows what a boggart actually looks like but it’s never mentioned by anyone ever again.