luminatress:

The Signs and Their Ingredients

Aries: flames directly from hell, shards of diamonds, the energy of a toddler, and a gallon of caffeine

Taurus: clusters of emerald gemstones, the scent of old books, warm chocolate chip cookies, and silk pajamas

Gemini: wind from a tornado, a pinch of salt, a child’s laughter, and a cup of glitter

Cancer: shimmering tears, the moon’s light, the scent of fresh lavender, and water from an ocean storm

Leo: a Hollywood actresses’ tears, the pride of a lion, the morning sun’s rays, and beaming highlighters

Virgo: freshly roasted coffee, the scent of new books, a bouquet of daisies, and the breeze of a fall afternoon

Libra: a cup of rose petals, a bottle of fruity perfume, creamy frosting, and the voice of Marilyn Monroe

Scorpio: deep rooted secrets, the eyes of a psychic, passion *added for flavor*, and a midnight conversation

Sagittarius: a child’s optimism, a folk song riff, a language not yet known, and the wisdom of a philosopher

Capricorn: the bones of a warrior, a gallon of pessimism, a leader’s authority, and Saturn’s tough, layered rings

Aquarius: an alien’s brain, a tablespoon of star dust, holographic beams, and one mystery flavored airhead

Pisces: melatonin, a cup of cotton candy, the heart of a goddess, and the tears of a siren

vampireapologist:

aries: sledding down two alleys across busy roads “hoping for the best”

taurus: fell backward through a window during a tickle fight

gemini: ran into a group of drunk scottish lads in matching v-necks, asked if they were one direction

cancer: climbed barefoot onto a CVS Pharmacy roof to catch a chicken

leo: grabbed an electric fence to prove i would grab an electric fence

virgo: ate poison ivy

libra: coaxed a stray dog to get into my car, but it turned out to be a particularly brave coyote

scorpio: fought a snapping turtle over territory rights

sagittarius: got lost alone in pittsburgh at 1 am in a full leg cast

capricorn: ate a buckeye because “if a squirrel can eat it why cant i”

aquarius: fell face-first into a ravine playing capture the flag

pisces: climbed into a cardboard box and shut it so my friends could “safely” push me down two flights of stairs