cuddlyplaguedoctor:

thatmcufangirl:

It has come to my attention that Aquaman (2018) is just a shameless ripoff of the Mattel classic, Barbie: A Mermaid Tale.

We have the child of a mermaid queen and a regular human guy 

who was brought up in the human world as a free spirit,

who talks to sea creatures,

who is fated to take over the throne of an underwater kingdom (where all the buildings are round and mushroom-y)

which is currently being occupied by an evil, power-hungry relative

with an army of sharks

And their unique position, straddling the human world and the underwater world, is at first a burden but ends up being their greatest strength

… I’m just saying

So what you’re saying is, basically, Aquaman is a Barbie Princess. Fair enough.

sausagerollsnotgenderroles:

odinsnotwearingmakeup:

odinsnotwearingmakeup:

odinsnotwearingmakeup:

odinsnotwearingmakeup:

odinsnotwearingmakeup:

So finals have got me down and I’ve decided all I want for christmas is to be as happy as jeff goldblum in a multi-colored cat sweater

We are….less than close to our goal…..

WOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHH WE’RE HALFWAY THERE

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

Hey everyone I just want to say

We did it

Live your dreams 2k18

flockof:

thefandomdropout:

dicapito:

futureblackwakandan:

bubblegum-pwussay:

jehovahhthickness:

soloveitchik:

pbrim:

iammyfather:

nerdymouse:

lesbwian:

Shout out to all my straight sisters I’m so sorry 😞

Jesus, leave his ass.

We learn fast to be very kind and attentive, tho.

My mom, who got her degree in Marriage and Family Counseling when she was 60, says studies show that women will sometimes sometimes leave a long term relationship to live on their own for a while before seeking a new relationship, but men will almost never leave a long term relationship without having a new relationship either in progress or just beginning.  They don’t want to give up the caretaker they have without another one on deck or in the wings.

This is so sad

Lmaooo I could never do this

Men are so fucking lazy and entitled

I’m sorry but yall be dating men where y’all have to ask them when they last showered?????

Desperate people tolerate stanky men

So happy to be single.

I already don’t tolerate that “boys will be boys” shit with my three sons but this makes me want to double down on what I’m already doing.