rideonmidnightcowgirl:

all the lesbians on this site that r like…I’m defending my right to be exclusively attracted to pussy…first of all like you genuinely can have a pussy as a trans woman and second of all like. Why do you feel the need 2 broadcast this like white ppl go around dating their duplicates constantly but no one under any guise of social justice would b like “I’m defending my right to only date whites…stop yelling at lesbians and telling us our desire is disgusting.” Thirdstable trans women can also be lesbians. Fourthstable the way you personally choose to approach sex gender genitals whatever when hooking up or dating is like. Not the business of thousands of people online

theyellowbrickroad:

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show