[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]The ahh was so much deeper and the woo so much softer than i could have expected i love it
havent been on tumblr in ages but i changed my icon for the first time in years so that’s chill
they will feast on you because they know no better sustenance than the magic flowing through your veins
men: cancelled
Nah,women are cancelled…
actually u were cancelled already. how u gon cancel somebody when you’ve already been cancelled. smh boys are so dumb that’s why u cancelled
Me: *grinds weed in mortar and pestle* Witchcraft.
do you ever want to gently float up to someone and whisper “this isn’t a debate; i am actually educated on the subject and i’m telling you you’re wrong”
Yes and I would also like to gently float in general.
this is the most positive addition that has ever been made on my post
Reblog if you’re a Slytherin.
“I would eat his heart in the marketplace” is legit the most savage line I have ever heard, I’d like to personally thank Shakespeare for putting into words that feeling of rage and protectiveness women get when some fuckboy hurts another woman
Okay first off, I will always reblog this post, but secondly, I went to Shakespeare in the Park tonight to see this and all the women cheered *so loudly* when Beatrice said this line, and the guy in front of me looked around all shocked and a little scared and said “… oh wow” and it was ICONIQUE
The funniest part of this line is that it was considered hugely improper to eat ANYTHING in the marketplace so she’s not only saying she’d fuck him up but that she’d do it in a way that goes against social niceties.
Kinda like “I’ll fight you in church” or smth.
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a family can be you and your 300 chrome tabs
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