captainsnoop:

creating venom without spider-man has created the greatest dynamic between eddie and venom that has ever existed. they aren’t bonding over hating peter parker, they’re bonding over the fact that they’re both complete losers. they’re two losers that love to eat junk food out of the trash and they can combine together to form an eight foot tall space monster. 

ferociouslittlebrat:

robotlyra:

Baby boomer goals: home ownership, 2.5 kids, dream vacations to florida/hawaii

Millenial goals: having any money left after bills, an apartment without roommates, dying quickly and painlessly in the initial nuclear exchange to avoid witnessing the collapse of humanity

Accurate

dankmemeuniversity:

lilacstilettos:

me, having been ignored for approximately .5 seconds:

boochieflipflops:

gaspack:

new rule: if you’re uncircumcised you gotta use this emoji. 🍌

dua lipa wild 4 this one

fruitgushers:

if you arent someone the church wanted dead 300 years ago are you really living

oxfordlunch:

The very best email in the universe is [AO3] Comment on ________

itaveli:

yall know what i love? that kind of black cats that look like some cat-shaped blops of darkness

perfection

authentically-avalon:

I call upon the Mist, confuse mens eyes. Allow me and mine safe travel.

A mantra I chant while existing