sludgebat:

wackd:

neonthebright:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

the-mighty-upside-down-pyramid:

I will continue to call The Creature “Frankenstein” and no force in Heaven or Earth will impede that.

I also laughed at him totally deliberately calling attention to the fact Victor isn’t a real doctor because he dropped out of college and built a guy out of corpses

He punched the lycanthropy right out of wolfman

did he just throw ygor out a window

yeetgor

evilspice:

mate …. this is morbidly fascinating to me like it’s really fucking weird i can’t even think of a proper word to describe it but from a psychological viewpoint it’s like i wanna know more..ig facetune selfie culture is something else where’s the studies on photoshopped online personas 😟

the signs as things i shouldn’t have lived through but did

vampireapologist:

aries: sledding down two alleys across busy roads “hoping for the best”

taurus: fell backward through a window during a tickle fight

gemini: ran into a group of drunk scottish lads in matching v-necks, asked if they were one direction

cancer: climbed barefoot onto a CVS Pharmacy roof to catch a chicken

leo: grabbed an electric fence to prove i would grab an electric fence

virgo: ate poison ivy

libra: coaxed a stray dog to get into my car, but it turned out to be a particularly brave coyote

scorpio: fought a snapping turtle over territory rights

sagittarius: got lost alone in pittsburgh at 1 am in a full leg cast

capricorn: ate a buckeye because “if a squirrel can eat it why cant i”

aquarius: fell face-first into a ravine playing capture the flag

pisces: climbed into a cardboard box and shut it so my friends could “safely” push me down two flights of stairs