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laxu:

ithotyouknew2:

itsbetterthananal:

you know. avril lavigne really made it seem like skaters were oppressed

“seem?”

“Were”?

actualjackzimmermann:

This tiny octopus, whose body measured about five centimeters across, was spotted swimming along at a depth of 825 meters as we explored Whiting Seamount, off Puerto Rico.

squidyword:

kimabara:

squidyword:

You’re not a true gamer if you don’t eat the disc after beating the game 😤

If it’s a phone game, do I eat my phone?

hustlerose:

jakenbakery:

hustlerose:

welcome to mcdawnalds do you wanna phucking beesechurger

p-please, i just want to s-see my wife again

chinken nunget

tittiesmattel:

if you think i won’t go back and reblog the post from a blog i don’t follow just to get your unnecessary comment off a good post then you’ve got the wrong bitch

skysworn:

Florence Welch: RUN FAST FOR YOUR MOTHER AND FAST FOR YOUR FATHER

me:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

skrewsociety:

Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me.

Me, outside the bathroom waiting for these two to stop fucking so I can pee:

torterra:

princess-of-pokemon:

futurebeefcake:

octoprius:

futurebeefcake:

futurebeefcake:

futurebeefcake:

what kind of power move could I make towards my new therapist?

* takes a notepad and takes notes whenever they take notes *

* eats the paper at the end of the session *

this is why y’all are in therapy

great-tweets:

omggggg