When I die, bury me with a headstone etched with cryptic text that HEAVILY implies my grave is cursed or that I’m a vampire. Just to give future generations something to have fun with, you know?
this would guarantee that goth kids would chill on my grave and write shitty poetry and punk lyrics about me and that is exactly what I want
I could never be a high profile “revolutionary” the FBI/CIA just has too much material to work with when it comes to destroying my image. I would rather die than have my weeb past exposed via dossier for the world to see.
FBI operative: Cease your activities…or the world will see…this…
FBI operative: [Slides 50 printed out pages of the Itachi/Pain RP I did when I was 15 on a naruto forum that detailed an epic of marriage, estrangement, and crimes against the state]