she who controls the frogs controls it all
At first I was like hmmmmmm but THEN
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The plot twist in Infinity War is that Peter Parker had the soul stone the whole time because he just thought it was a cool rock and picked it up
Plot twist twist: its in ned’s backpack
when i say “i hate men” im not talking about every individual man in the world, im talking about men as a social class, but if youre the kind of man that gets offended when i say i hate men then i do, specifically, hate you on an individual level
wlw (women loving winona ryder)
9pm on a summer day is a god tier hour on planet earth
*sees one cop drive by* damn. way too many cops out today
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serotonin? in this economy?
Another shoutout to the demons and monsters that lived under your bed/in your closet and actually obeyed all the arbitrary rules you invented to keep yourself safe, like “if light is touching me at all I can’t be harmed” or “if I’m stepping on carpet I am untouchable” or “if I move my hand in a particular pattern while I walk, I’m off-limits during my voyage through the dark house to the bathroom”.
That was really considerate of them, especially given how biased in your favor those rules were.
children create their own magic