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colisaphi:

joekeerys:

some of you straight demons: simon should’ve ended up with leah!!!!!

simon:

JDJFJKG FOR ANYONE WHO IS CONFUSED THIS IS AN ACTUAL LINE IN THE BOOK

weavemama:

THE PEOPLE OF SYRIA DO NOT NEED U.S MILITARY FORCE. THEY NEED AID. THEY NEED A CHANCE TO TAKE REFUGE. THEY NEED TO HAVE THEIR CITIES REPAIRED. THEY DO NOT NEED TO SUFFER FROM ANYMORE HOSTILE ACTS OF IMPERIALISM. THEY NEED TO BE HELPED, NOT ATTACKED.

synthgay:

5u5:

thats just the way the pussy crumbles

please see a gynecologist

deohsogay:

a hayley kiyoko song came on when i was with my mum and she was like ‘huh she’s singing from the guys perspective you don’t see that much’ and i-

shesnake:

americans making world war 3 jokes as a “coping mechanism” what exactly is it happening to YOU that u need to cope with??? tell your jokes to the syrians see if that helps them cope with being fucking killed

starteas:

im-not-a-crack-pot:

starteas:

tomatomagica:

basic anime girl: *sigh* i’m not as pretty as my sister (｡•́

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her sister: *has the exact same face and body*

her sister has the exact same face and body but she’s got huge badonkadonks. I mean huge whooperproperdrs.

Just say boobs you dumbfuck asshole

i mean huge wampeedamberfuckalongas