alilaro:

bella: *gets papercut*

edward: well the obvious solution here is to just launch bella into the fucking wall

kitfisto:

microwave

sllux:

stop telling freaks to go outside i dont wanna interact with these people in the real world let them stay in their moms basement 

averagefairy:

why do they even sell phone screen cleaning wipes haven’t you ever heard of rubbing your phone on your boob til it’s clean? you can’t sell me anything more effective than my own tiddy