civilizationkills:

we live in a society😔

scanning:

1r7:

whats the mood for rn

orlandobloomers:

wolfman-murphy:

orlandobloomers:

STEP 1) GET THAT $$
STEP 2) SPEND THAT $$ 
STEP 3) OWN 2 MUCH STUFF
STEP 4) PUT IT IN A PILE
STEP 5) RELAX

r u a dragon?

STEP 6) DRAGON

farfel:

animalcrossingpocketpussy:

instead of being able to pin eeyores tail you pin his nuts instead

you choose whether or not he will be neutered that day

fucka you basard

bossbutch:

bossbutch:

then i fuck my time machine

first i park my time machine