You’re all monsters
even her?
No!!! Of course not!!!! She’s wonderful!
you fool!!
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I literally love being at home! In my own space! Comfortable! Not surrounded by people!
Therapists are just…. Common sense filters
Me: yeah so I just don’t have the energy to get up and make myself a sandwich or wait for something to cook so I just. Don’t
Her: why don’t you just eat the sandwich components without putting them together
Me:
Her: you can just eat a handful of cheese and some sandwich meat. You don’t have to make a sandwich.
Me:
Me: what
Last night I ate two cans of French cut green beans right from the can, a handful of shredded cheese and drank straight from the gallon jug of milk to wash it down.
Food is food my bros
If you’re hungry, eat whatever is available
sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?
“Do you even remember the last time you jumped?” is a question I never anticipated leaving me feeling so hollow and terrified.
any spanish speaker: cojer
méxico and argentina:
méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)
argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)
méxico:
(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)
méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.
argentina:
(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)
spanish woman: hi, my name is concha
argentina:
(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)
mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!
arg:
(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy)
spanish speaker: h-
argentina: thats pussy, babe!!
we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise 🙂
Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.
my blood is glowstick juice. thats why all my bones crack when i move.
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