Also idk if y’all are dweebs about local legends and obscure historical facts and monuments and cool things in your city that are like…..unconventional I guess
But there’s this website called AtlasObscura.com where you can literally put in ur zip code or ur city or ur state and it’ll literally show you a map and list of a bunch big super cool interesting sometimes spooky things in ur area!!!
Like if you’re into crypts and catacombs and history and legends and unusual attractions….this is ur best bet
Especially if you’re visiting a city (like Boston cough) where you want to not solely do the popular overpriced and over packed typical tourist shit this summer!!!
me, looking at the grown-ass adults in the hogwarts mystery tag calling merula foul nasty things just because she’s a bully like she isn’t 11-13 years old and her parents have been in azkaban for who knows how many years and we know next to nothing about her: 👀👀
“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos
classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh
“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”
– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize
“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”
– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise
New goddess idea: She’s an earth goddess of the new age who’s domain is spinning and weaving, but specifically spinning and weaving gigantic structural steel cables for construction and other industrial purposes. Her skin is steel grey and hard to the touch and her hair is like long dredlocks of woven steel. She laughs at shitty architecture deigns that will fall apart if actually built and protects well-made bridges and buildings she likes. She might warn you of unforseen danger if you always wear your proper PPE.
Okay now what do I name her
O’sha.
Obviously
THAT’S PERFECT
I AM ALWAYS HERE FOR QUALITY WORKPLACE SAFETY REGULATION PUNS
That’s my goddess. 👍🏻
May O’sha bless you with earplugs that are comfortable and respirators that fit perfectly.
And good steel. Always good steel.
May your steel deliveries be always on time and your rebar strong
what does O’sha mean? :O
OSHA is the Occupational Safety and Health Administration. It’s part of the department of labor and who sets up the workplace safety stuff, does inspections, etc, and is who you call when your employer is practicing unsafe techniques.
I’m in love with using the name O’sha as a goddess’s name for such a being.
Praise O’sha and may you never be told to go up a ladder on your own. Or work with sub-grade materials.
Mind your MSDS or O’sha gonna come after your ass with steel whips and a gajillion lawsuits
Those who displease Her are struck down with the dreaded Fines and Liability Lawsuits.
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