turing-tested:

friendship between lgbt people is so confusing always bc it’s like am i love with you or is it that a lifetime of isolation has driven us to form deeper bonds than our cishet compatriots along with the knowledge that we’re more inclined to cast aside social ettiquite and emotional walls found in cishet friendships because we are so starved for closeness with people who understand and share our identities? wild

space-time-nomad:

Ok guys Trump’s old lawyer just turned himself in and has confessed that he helped Trump manipulate campaign finances and that Trump was in on it. In order for Trump to be investigated for illegally taking the presidency the Senate and House need to open up an investigation.

Guys we need to take Congress back from the Republicans. If we help the Democrats win this November 6 we could possibly help get Trump impeached.

Please vote if you can. We actually have a chance.

Remember: November 6, 2018 Midterm Elections

lycaanroc:

haiku-robot:

stalker-among-the-stars:

prettypinkdork:

clitclip:

honestly my favorite new phenomenon is the haiku bot coming in at the end of super serious posts. it’s like watching a supervillain come to a crushing defeat and then getting run over by a roomba.

The haikubot does not detect actual haiku. The artistry of haiku is that every line contains a thought or image that can be separated and still understood with the poem as a whole coming together to form a bigger idea or image.

The haikubot just detects sentences of 5-7-5 syllables and calls it a day. It’s an insult to the art form. Reading an actual haiku can be a spiritual experience.

You sound like a damn elitist bastard from the school of snobbery

you sound like a damn
elitist bastard from the
school of snobbery


^Haiku^bot^8. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.

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