thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

asymbina:

argumate:

argumate:

argumate:

an apocalyptic cult prophetically warning that the world won’t end, ever

it’s just going to keep going on like this, groans dismal prophet

apricops said: hooded figures chanting “no easy outs from this bullshit”

“you can quit the game, but the game keeps playing”

the Church of Grudging Resignation

It doesn’t worship an ancient horror so much as it just constantly pesters them to wake up and destroy the planet but it refuses to do so

Searching for Fanfiction101

rainbows-fanfics:

The Nightmare Before Christmas: 1,000 fanfics about their kids but only about like 10 of Jack and Sally

Undertale: Hundreds of Sans X Reader fics and the rest are AUs/ships with a small portion of general

FNAF: hundreds of thousands of fics and no one has time to go through them but most are made by little kids

Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared: More than half are of human Tony and Paige fighting and the rest are Crack fics

Fran Bow: There are none besides that one Itward X Reader fanfic

Ancient Magus Bride: None anywhere unless you search on AO3

Candle Cove: Candle what?

Mystery Skulls Animated: A quarter is some gay ships and the rest are OC or Lewvi

Pucca: Abandoned area. 1 or 2 fics per year but barely gets any reads

Steam Powered Giraffe: Good fanfics from the SPG cosplayers but that’s it

One Punch Man: 98% Saitama/Genos and no one cares about the rest

Teen Titans: Lots of emotional fanfics on the old series but gets nothing cause of its TTG reboot

Spongebob Squarepants: You have a lot of free time to be looking for fanfics of fucking Spongebob

Wander over Yonder: The show is dead the fandom is dead and so are its authors

Battleblock Theater: 0 Results. Try again?

Don’t Starve: 100% Don’t Starve Together but 0% DS

Wizard of Oz: Only crossovers. Maybe 2 of the original but ONLY CROSSOVERS

Shrek: someBODY ONCE TOLD ME

Beetlejuice: Really good ones of the movie but if you’re looking for the cartoon buddy I got bad news for you

Wizard101 / Pirate101: Who the fuck makes fanfiction of this

Zootopia: Did you mean Wildehopps?

Sonic the Hedgehog: 86% shipping and the rest we just don’t know

Robots: 3 Results

Megamind: Good fanfics and some hidden ones of Roxanne turning evil

Subway Surfers: Dude that’s a mobile game no one makes fanfics of that shit

Looney Tunes: You don’t get stuff as good as the show tbh

Lazytown: Gay fics of Sportacus/Robbie. That’s it.

jumpingjacktrash:

chowmanderr:

noelfshr:

noelfshr:

 this couple is the cutest couple i’ve ever seen on house hunters i’m yelling 

it got better 

all they wanted was a spacious home for their future kids, a big window to put their xmas tree and a staircase they could take prom pics on w/ their future kids??? and they got that!!!  i’m so happy for them

THEY GOT THEIR BABBBBBYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

awww this makes me smile

softheartedbutch:

it worries me so much that there’s been this (mostly unintentional) culture built up around coming out, to where young lgbt kids are putting themselves in danger at school and at home because they don’t want to “live a lie.” i just want to say, i came out when i was 15 and it created a lot of difficulties in my life that i could have avoided by waiting until i was older. it isolated me socially, it exposed me to homophobia from my parents, my family, my teachers, and my classmates at the most important developmental stages of my own confidence and sense of self… closeted people are not living a lie. closeted people are surviving. don’t let anyone pressure you to come out before you’re ready. don’t put yourself at risk when you don’t have to.