punkpixel

me: I should shower! it will energize me
me, after showering: so…sof and cleen .. .. must na p

pleasetrysomethingelse:

memehumor:

We living in 2039

“Are you masturbating in the masturbating booth again?”

“…no. I’m just chilling”

very discreet indeed

dudeholdmybeer:

my neck, my back

they hurt, they are Sore

littlelesbiansoul:

Oh my fucking god 😂

unpretty:

unpretty:

i turned on the light in the dining room but Tubby had been sleeping in a chair and it woke her up and she was Not Pleased

eva-420:

eva-420:

bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him

This Cat Commits Insurance Fraud

eskiworks:

furry-scientist:

eskiworks:

Kitten Bee

A tiny predator to hunt mosquitoes, aphids, and other pests for you! Keeps company with bumble bees and honey bees, purrs are very smol.

Prints – https://www.etsy.com/listing/550051517/kitten-bee-print

You messed up

portentsofwoe:

dark google, show me racist dogs

chazkuangshi:

yipyap:

obviouscaptain:

yipyap:

babyboomerbullshit:

Oh No! tattoos!

lol like this is actually cute. backfire

they’re boyfriends

he’s worried his punk ass bf forgot to apply sunscreen again

he even picked out swim trunks to match his boyfriend’s tattoos. adorable