peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you 🙂
thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen
peter parker, later that week: i would die for you loki
loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.
drax: [really bad joke]
peter parker: mr. drax? I would die for you
drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power is several times your own! your death would be meaningless!
peter parker, in the middle of battle with no regard for his own safety: i would die for you
t’challa, who has lived with shuri long enough to know exactly what answer peter is looking for: then perish
We have this app for a family shopping list that any of us can add to and my dad keeps getting mad because my mum won’t stop adding a kitten to the list every time she updates it
do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways
explain
no one likes semis / tractor trailers / 16 wheelers, no one likes being near them, and they terrify like 50% of the population. just the idea of having to be in their vicinity fills ppl w/ dread even though what they do is essential to our lives
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS POST WITH THE EXPLANATION INCLUDED WHAT THE FUCK IT’S NOT A SHITPOST
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