andromeda40002019:

texas beach has some quality graffiti

kindnessinink:

arkanovci:

petclownask:

moonlandingwasfaked:

hello???

“If you don’t like raw aggression you shouldn’t be working at build a bear.” Might be one of the most chaotic things I’ve ever had the misfortune of reading

Friendly reminder that this is a very real man. Who probably it should not be in a position of power with his dog rotting in hell.

Update: he was also apparently under suspicion for the murder of his first wife…

monkeysky:

please refrain from levitating when you touch the miraculous corpse of McQueen

thetenthdoctorscompanion:

curlsincriminology:

@ other fic writers:

do you also just have a never ending note on your computer with snippets of conversations that come to you randomly

I have a multi-hundred page plot document saved in Word, does that count?

doitforthevinebud:

potoo-reblogs:

penfairy:

I’m reading this medieval manuscript and so far this dude has managed to spell “chickens” in the following ways:

chekyns

chekens

chekynnes

chekennes

chykynnes

chykyns

chykens

I’ll keep you updated if I find any more variations

this is how the remote provinces of Roshar spell chickens

ciphersnazzy:

I know all I’m doing is spam with the eu copyright laws but it’s a big deal and we literally have one day left until the vote

👏SIGN👏THE👏PETITION👏

philosophy-and-coffee:

fuzipenguin:

whothebuckisfucky:

me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time:

I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can see why.

I forgot vets existed for a moment and that comment made me wonder what Cryptid had gotten a doctorate and was performing surgery.

Dear Anyone Who Hates Cats

coolcatgroup:

coolcatgroup:

broadwayfangirlblr:

My cat literally sleeps next to my face until she thinks I’m asleep and then she’ll move to the end of my bed. If I wake up at night she’ll go back up to me head and stay with me until I fall asleep again. In the morning she’ll follow me when I call her. She’s a precious lil nugget.

My best friend!!!!

kittensgotclaws:

karemloo:

eatsass:

girls with short hair are hotter than any boy. so thats why boys get upset when girls cut their hair off. case solved

#if you use this argument w/ annoying straight boys there is literally no way they can win #oh so you disagree?#you think boys w/ short hair are hotter? (via)

This is literally the best thing I’ve ever read.