aloohra:

poseidont:

a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid

bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both

manyfandomsonewolf:

Enemies-to-friends-to-lovers trope is the shit

And anyone who says otherwise can fight me, then be forced to work together with me, then become my best friend, then marry me.

thatpettyblackgirl:

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing – and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

Reblog To Save Life

tahthetrickster:

tahthetrickster:

when you walk past your cat’s food bowl and they start screaming at you even though you both know full well you put food in there barely an hour ago

this is a good post bc all the tags are just ppl @‘ing their cats, who are not even on tumblr to defend themselves

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Scar Jo being a super successful cis white woman in Hollywood who could have any role she wanted but keeps taking up roles of minorities is the equivalent of being rich enough to afford a personal chef but going into a poverty stricken neighborhood to steal everything out of people’s fridge, Grinch style.