nest:

nest:

a starbucks barista on tinder just tried to explain to me what black coffee is.

his profile was something like “if you don’t like starbucks i probably hate you” and i messaged him like “i like their fancy drinks but their black coffee is gross. thoughts?” and he said “uh black coffee is coffee with no add-ons like cream or sugar.” and i was like “……yep!” and he said “son there are so many types of coffee, you don’t even know.” i feel like im talking to a robot posing as a human barista

makeshiftmasterpiece:

yungkiitten:

yellowspacecat:

just-shower-thoughts:

I’m convinced that some girls with ponytails move their heads a little more enthusiastically because they like how their ponytails swing around.

we do. 

Facts

I swing mine around like a helicopter blade and make sounds effects

binchhhhhhhhhhh:

deepspacepirate:

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

kane52630:

carnival-phantasm:

triwizarded:

who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago

ptrckstmp:

using a ouija board

check yes juliet… …. .. are you with us…….