stardustspeedwaybadfuturejp:

autumngracy:

40screamingfrogs:

I just watched a man release every Pokemon he caught except for a level 5 Magikarp, waste all of his money and throw away all of his items at the Pokemon center just before the elite four in Pokemon red in order to trap himself in an unwinnable game. He couldn’t beat the elite 4 with a level 5 magikarp, and it couldn’t learn the hm moves necessary to leave victory road, and Magikarp only knew splash and had absolutely no chance of beating the level 40ish Pokemon there so… This guy wanders around victory road hoping a Geodude or Graveler would use selfdestruct or explosion in the first turn of an encounter and miss his Magikarp, which is technically possible because even moves with a 100% hitrate have a 1/256 chance to still miss. It happened eventually, and he beat the elite four with a level 100 gyarados

What the actual fuck

profeminist:

maggieshock:

phydo:

butterbutch:

sincerelypenelope:

lesliefeinberg:

men are allowed to be so mediocre it’s insulting on the deepest level

Would you unfollow me if I reblogged this every single day? That is how often I think it.

Mediocre men get to make mediocre movies and write mediocre books about other mediocre men, but if a woman steps outside a door in a sweater and some plain jeans, she “let her self go”, “isnt even trying anymore!”

if a man creates something mediocre it’s just “a bad book” or “a bad movie”.. if a man is a bad leader he’s just, well, “a bad leader”

if a woman creates something mediocre, or if a woman’s a bad leader it becomes about how “all women are bad at _____,” or about how “no woman is a natural leader”

and that’s a really disheartening fact to all women. men are always allowed to be a work in progress. women always have to be the flawless finished product.

men are always allowed to be a work in progress. women always have to be the flawless finished product.

https://xkcd.com/385/

smarter-than-the-republicans:

justsomeantifas:

corporation: whelp this foods not legally allowed to be sold anymore, guess i’m tossing it into the trash

corporation: but first i gotta pour bleach all over this food i cannot legally use anyway

me: how is that efficient or helpful in anyway????

corporation:

“If we don’t poison or tamper our discard then homeless people will eat it”

Aaaand?

“If they eat the discard they won’t buy the fresh stuff! It’s bad for business!”

…. You know homeless people can’t afford to buy your fresh stuff though, right? If anything you’re just encouraging them to shoplift your fresh stuff because the free alternative is covered in chemicals. That’ll cost you more in lost product as well as the money spent on bleach. You know, basic math.

“Huh? I couldn’t hear you over your satan-worshipping communism.”

averagemocosplay:

It makes me so incredibly happy with the amount of love and attention my half ghoul vault dweller has gotten. I’m in the process of making armor for it, but also doing a different look instead of the vault suit. So here’s some more pictures of my half face horror striking again.
Contact: Uniqso
Suit: Miccostumes
📸: Fairyluna Photography

sufficientlylargen:

kingdomheartsnyctophiliac:

i can’t believe superwholock existed as one the largest fandom(s) on this website. there hasn’t been a trace of it on my dashboard in years. No mention, no whisper. a ghost. i still follow people who reblogged it. i myself reblogged it. and yet here we are, not daring to ever mention it. im risking my life making this po

For those new to this site, “Superwholock” was the crossover fandom for the overlap of three of the biggest individual fandoms on tumblr – soup, the Finnish municipality of Perho, and Enlightenment philosopher John Locke.

captain-ariel-barnes:

captain-ariel-barnes:

This privileged ass white boi in my psychology class said “killing people is justified when its population control because we don’t have enough resources for the people that don’t contribute to society” and this other kid said “okay Thanos” and the entire class lost its shit laughing.

UPDATE: He says he’s pro-life.

Disappointed but not surprised.