Me: Toast seems like a safe meal. I’ll put in some toast.
Me: *Puts in bread*
Me: *Stands next to the toaster for a solid two minutes*
Me: What am I doing here?
Toast: *Pops*
Me: *Screams*
Me: Toast seems like a safe meal. I’ll put in some toast.
Me: *Puts in bread*
Me: *Stands next to the toaster for a solid two minutes*
Me: What am I doing here?
Toast: *Pops*
Me: *Screams*