Me, absolutely losing my mind before Hozier came on stage: it’d be so weird to like….just Imagine if people were This excited to see you. It’d be overwhelming I think.
Tacie: it’d be like if you walked out on stage in front of your followers.
Me: no actually if I did that at least 50 of them would shoot me point blank
People think I’m joking but I know at least one of you genuinely wants me dead and that’s why I go to the gym