smarter-than-the-republicans:

justsomeantifas:

corporation: whelp this foods not legally allowed to be sold anymore, guess i’m tossing it into the trash

corporation: but first i gotta pour bleach all over this food i cannot legally use anyway

me: how is that efficient or helpful in anyway????

corporation:

“If we don’t poison or tamper our discard then homeless people will eat it”

Aaaand?

“If they eat the discard they won’t buy the fresh stuff! It’s bad for business!”

…. You know homeless people can’t afford to buy your fresh stuff though, right? If anything you’re just encouraging them to shoplift your fresh stuff because the free alternative is covered in chemicals. That’ll cost you more in lost product as well as the money spent on bleach. You know, basic math.

“Huh? I couldn’t hear you over your satan-worshipping communism.”