nest:

nest:

a starbucks barista on tinder just tried to explain to me what black coffee is.

his profile was something like “if you don’t like starbucks i probably hate you” and i messaged him like “i like their fancy drinks but their black coffee is gross. thoughts?” and he said “uh black coffee is coffee with no add-ons like cream or sugar.” and i was like “……yep!” and he said “son there are so many types of coffee, you don’t even know.” i feel like im talking to a robot posing as a human barista