marvel fans deserve a taika waititi thor/gotg crossover movie w multiple flashbacks to thor&crew and the guardians in the 80s
INT: night, party
thor: -and then she chugged the entire thing in like, 3 seconds! she’s totally righteous. oh there she is now! hey valkyrie!
val, in the next room benchpressing a cute girl on the dining room table, BICEPS RIPPLING: you owe me $20
thor: ha yeah that reminds me of this one time loki-
*his friends groaning*
thor: hey where is he anyway?
cut to loki sprawled across a random jock’s lap in the corner with his walkman blasting the smiths HOW SOON IS NOW: i can’t believe i wore versace for this bogus shit
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